.007 battles [Video]

[battledancing]

[Here's one curious little Pokemon champion, peeking at the camera with interest, her landshark dragon of death standing right beside her. Someone has to make sure this girl won't get into even more trouble, after all.]

I've heard those lizard-like creatures that showed up days ago are called dinosaurs. I don't think there has ever been anything quite like them back in my world, and I tried checking the library here, but I haven't found any books on them, so... I was wondering if anyone would mind telling me a little about them?  They seemed like such fascinating animals!

And also... Does anyone know what happened to them? If possible, I would like to take a closer look at those dinosaurs. [An overly zealous Garchomp growls in protest, earning a smile from Cynthia.] Of course you're coming along as well, Garchomp.

[And the feed is cut off.]

Comments

[kongeriget]

Well, China's four-thousand…

[battledancing]

Four thousand what?

[kongeriget]

…Years old.

[battledancing]

[... brb brain breaking.]

I... thought that was a person?

[kongeriget]

No, it's China.

[battledancing]

Is it some kind of, uh, magical creature, then?

[kongeriget]

Ya mean like a fairy?

[battledancing]

I could be, but not necessarily like one!

[kongeriget]

Pffffffff, ya called him a fairy!

[battledancing]

Ah-- I mean no disrespect! I'm just curious as to what kind of creature would live for four thousand years.

[kongeriget]

China. Not a creature.

[battledancing]

Well, still-- I don't think a person can live for that long.

[kongeriget]

He's not a person, he's a country.

[battledancing]

[... brb more brain damage.]

He's a... country?

[kongeriget]

Yup.

[battledancing]

I'm-- uh, afraid I don't understand. How can he be a country and ride dinosaurs?

[kongeriget]

'Cause he's old.

[battledancing]

Well, I-- understand that. But what I mean is, how can he be a country and do things a person would?

[kongeriget]

Ohh, yer one of those. We're countries, but we're, uh, physical manifest…ifications, or something, so we look like humans!

[battledancing]

--ah. I... see. [She really doesn't see.] And I'm one of those what?

[kongeriget]

People who don't know already!

[battledancing]

Oh, that! Yes, I suppose that would be right.

Are you also like China, then?

[kongeriget]

I'm not as old, and I'm also better. I'm Denmark.

[battledancing]

Ah, well-- I meant to ask if you're also a, uh, country. But it's nice to know your name, Denmark.

[kongeriget]

Of course I am, I just said!